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- Mike Hagger is so badass that he wears no shirt to press conferences and gets nothing but respect.


- The reason Cthulhu is still sleeping is because Mike Haggar is still awake.


- Mike Hagger is so badass that Washington would pass his healthcare bill, NO exceptions!


- Mike Hagger is so badass that he fights while caressing his moustache.


- Contrary to popular belief, it was Mike Haggar who wrote 'The Art of War' he just chose the alias of Sun Tzu so he could give the real life Sun Tzu, who was really a bar tender, his spot in history.


- Mike Hagger is so badass that when he was getting ready to fight Galactus, Galactus said, "Man let's take a rain check."


- Mike Hagger is so badass that he can fly without wings or machinery. How? I don't know, he kills anybody who figures it out.


- If it was Mike Haggar was the lead role in Suburban Commando, he would've won everything in the academy awards.


- Whenever Mike Haggar does a pile driver, Chuck Norris senses a disturbance in the force.
After seeing this [link] I figured that it's only necessary to expand Mike Haggar's awesomeness!

So if you want to, just have a Mike Haggar pic and post some facts about his awesomeness.

And just spread the word...or Mike Haggar will find you. How can he? He's Mike Haggar =|
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chubbyninja89 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014
Dude I now know the true Council of Epic Badasses. It's Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Saxton Hale, and Mike Haggar.
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Conormcal Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Gatsu punched Cthullhu. Haggar body-slammed an ancient God made entirely of negative energy, only choosing a physical form because it's challenging for him. 
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sendy1992 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014
Anyone agreed that Haggar should be in Capcom vs SNK 3?
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CoreyAMurray Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014
Life imitates art, it seems...

Final Fight was released in 1989...

10 years later, Jesse "The Body" Ventura became governor of Minnesota.

Coincedence:? I THINK NOT!
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soulessone12 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014
Here's one : mike hagger is the only person who survived a workout with Chuck Norris why? We may never know
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Hebigami1997 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013
Dude, he defies GRAVITY BY BEAR-HUGGIN' THE AIR!
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GalliumGrant Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Poetry man! Poetry! [/sobadasstwocommentsweremade]
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GalliumGrant Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
BADASS!
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Paulin8tor Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012
ooh i got one! mike haggar is so feared by the mad gear gang that when they heard he was in the next final fight, they checked themselves into prison.
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SeetherFan2 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012
Winning!
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